McDonalds Egg White Delight Breakfast Sandwich Review

I stopped by McDonalds to change things up for Breakfast, plus honestly after eating a Jack in the Box Grilled Breakfast sandwich 5 days a week for over a month now, I am getting a little tired of them. So I went to order my normal Mcdonald’s breakfast which would be 2 Sausage McMuffin with Egg (hands down one of the best breakfast sandwiches out there) and I saw something new on the menu. And you know I cannot not order something new so I got only 1 Sausage McMuffin with Egg and 1 New Egg White Delight.

I’m literally eating it right now and I’ll be honest I feel bad. I have non-white co-workers
all around me yet here I am consuming the most racist sandwich ever made. White Muffin, Egg
Egg White only, White Cheese and ham (you know Jews can’t eat pork right?). Oi Vey! I understand this was probably not their intent. I’m sure it’s like all those buildings they discovered looked like Swastikas after Google Earth was invented. I’m sure none of those architects noticed that little “mistake” either. ;)

Bad news is it looks like this seed of hatred is here to stay. The McRib (the most American Sandwich ever made – and lover of all people despite race, color, creed, gender or sexual orientation) is limited time only but this cornucopia of all things evil (hate, racism, intolerance and it probably hates homosexuals and women too) is here permanently. not using the “Special” wrapper on this. No, they have emblazoned their regular breakfast sandwich wrapper with this new item.

Just a minute. I have to wash the taste of hate out of my mouth with some of my Sausage McMuffin with Egg. Ahh now that’s better. Toasted brown muffin, dark meat (the darker the meat the sweeter the grease), yellow cheese, white and yellow egg combined into a tapestry of harmony and tolerance. This is how God intended a sandwich to be made.

Back to my review of Hitler’s-choice Breakfast Sandwich. Do you know what hate taste like? It’s bad. There is no flavor whatsoever to this sandwich. It’s McDouble kind of flavorless. The ham is dry, the egg white is oddly slimy, the white cheese just doesn’t go with a breakfast sandwich end of story. And the fact that they might as well brand an “AB” and shamrock on the muffin leads me to have to give the new Egg White Delight breakfast sandwich from McDonalds 0 stars.

I hope the braintrust at McDonalds wakes up and smells the 21st century PDQ. They might have gotten away with this when they first started out in the 1950’s (and then only in their restaurants in Mississippi), but today? What were they thinking? Shame on them.