Altoids Smalls Sugar-free Simply Mint Quick Hits Review

Poop of any size or shape is still poop.  Making crappy mints smaller or even sugar free just makes them smaller and crappier crappy mints.  1 star

Altoids smalls sugar free simply mint – Surprisingly powerful.  Love these things and definitely help battle my chronic halitosis.  My wife gives them 5 stars.

I'm kind of partial to the original Altoids.  Bulky, not very round, sharp edges, chalky texture.  These are like the Mazda Miata of breath mints.  Small, smooth, sugar-free, and girly.  And yes....I buy these all the time.  3 stars.

Quick Hits Average of 3 stars!!